Expectations

Juvie was recently interviewed by Amanda Balionis leading up to the old man trip to Scotland.  Below is the edited transcript.

Amanda:  Tell me about your expectations leading up to the trip?

Juvie: High...that should be all I need to say.  Last trip to Scotland we had tough conditions....this time the forecast looks like southern CA.  DP told me that when he meets each course's starter he's going to ask, "what's the course record?"  

Amanda: Your thoughts on how you expect Neal to play?

Juvie: Last trip to Scotland Neal's caddie was giving him putting lessons...this time Neal will be telling him to pick his birdie putts out of the hole.  

Amanda: You're the third member of the group who has golfed in Scotland before.  Do you expect to play well?

Juvie:  I've been living large on the presitgious PHAT tour this summer...as the kids like to text, IYKYK.

Amanda: But what about the rookies?  

Juvie: Heil hasn't thought much about the trip 😂.  He's been mentally preparing for 18 months so I know he's ready to go low.  

Amanda: And Jenson?  

Juvie:  He never touches his golf clubs but you know how every year when you live in the north somehow you come out firing in April after a six month layoff?  'Nuff said.

Amanda: What about PJ?  

Juvie: He's a chameleon.  He said it himself.  "I can be Asian...I can be Irish...."  The same is true on the golf course.  Links, parkland, desert...it doesn't matter.  See ball, hit ball.  Fun to watch.

Amanda: And then there's Nix?  

Juvie: Clean living and a buttery swing is a recipe for success!  So smooth the Big Easy and Fred Couples are jealous.

Amanda: Thank you for the time this afternoon and enjoy your time in Scotland.

Juvie: Thank you, it's been a pleasure.